Tabloids sell with headlines so they work hard at it.
Usually, articles like this conclude with the immortal phrase, “Authorities believe alcohol was involved.”
Our hero apparently uses other substances.
Deputies ran the passenger’s ID and learned that he was wanted on a controlled substance warrant, news station KARE reported.
When they searched his person, officers found the ace up his sleeve: the Monopoly card.
The resourceful suspect told officers that he kept the board game card handy “just in case.”
Unfortunately for him, police did not accept his Monopoly card and took him to an actual jail. —Fox News, link here
It introduces a story on, believe it or not, matzoh ball ramen at a restaurant called “Shalom Japan.”
The place is in Brooklyn, the epicenter of hip these days.
The owners: a Jewish husband and Japanese wife.
Don’t know if it’s open on Christmas.