I thought it was better under a partner.
But the NYT does it differently.
Headline of the Day
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I thought it was supposed to be a LITTLE depressed
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Comment: It’s only bipolar if you have sex with two men at once.
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Sometimes, they’re just funny
The Chicago Tribune headline:
‘Rogue importer’ diverted shipment of Mexican cheese to pay off debt, lawsuit says
The lawsuit comes suspiciously close to this death last week. Coincidence?
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The guy is under arrest, but he knows the easy way out
Actual headline:
Man under arrest hands cop ‘Get out of jail free’ Monopoly card
Usually, articles like this conclude with the immortal phrase, “Authorities believe alcohol was involved.”
Our hero apparently uses other substances.
Deputies ran the passenger’s ID and learned that he was wanted on a controlled substance warrant, news station KARE reported.When they searched his person, officers found the ace up his sleeve: the Monopoly card.
The resourceful suspect told officers that he kept the board game card handy “just in case.”
Unfortunately for him, police did not accept his Monopoly card and took him to an actual jail. —Fox News, link here
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“Everybody loves Ramen”
It introduces a story on, believe it or not, matzoh ball ramen at a restaurant called “Shalom Japan.”
The place is in Brooklyn, the epicenter of hip these days.
The owners: a Jewish husband and Japanese wife.
Don’t know if it’s open on Christmas.