Three Chicago men were charged with armed robbery after they accidentally ran inside a suburban police department while trying to avoid being captured, authorities said.
Squad cars chased a speeding vehicle along southbound Route 41, exiting on Old Deerfield Road in Highland Park before the vehicle crashed at Richfield Avenue.
The crash happened adjacent to a parking lot at the Highland Park Police Station.
Highland Park Deputy Chief Timothy Wilinski told the Chicago Tribune the men tried to flee the scene of the crash, but one was taken into custody in the parking lot of the police station. Two others allegedly continued into the lobby of the building, where they then hid behind a vending machine. Eventually, they too were taken into custody. –NBC 5 Chicago
So, to recap:
◊ Instead of making a clean getaway, they are chased by the police
◊ They crash the getaway car
◊ Trying to escape on foot, they run into a police station.
I have the perfect song for these miscreants. If it wasn’t for bad luck, they wouldn’t have no luck at all.
The theme of the song is one of the oldest in blues: Our singer tells the woman he’s in bed with that he has to get out real fast:
Ain’t but one way out baby, Lord I just can’t go out the door
Ain’t but one way out baby, and Lord I just can’t go out the door
‘Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know
Lord you got me trapped a woman, up on the second floor –Lyrics to “One Way Out”
Versions: The song was first done by Elmore James in the early 1960s. (I have that posted below)
Blue harmonica player Sonny Boy Williamson II reworked it for Chess Records (link here).
In 1968, Mike Bloomfield and Al Kooper updated it to blues-rock at Fillmore East. (You can hear it here.)
But it’s the ABB version that stays with me.
Now, as a special treat, here’s the original Elmore James version, with a lot of band-band R&B folded in. And he says the man “might be yo’ husband, I don’t know.”
Why the sweet talk about one of the world’s most noxious humans?
Comment: My guess is that Trump and his aides are trying to give Kim Jong Un a face-saving way out, even as the US ratchets up the pressure. Trump would never meet with Kim unless the deal itself was already set.
It’s all a long shot in any case. Everything hinges on China, and the only reason China will pressure Pyongyang is the now-credible fear that, if Beijing does not act, Washington will.
Who knows if the whole thing will disintegrate? Still, Trump and his team have handled this carefully, so far, and have managed to assert leverage from threats that were simply impossible under Obama and the Bush administration (which was tied down in Iraq).
To put it simply: Trump is coupling his coercive diplomacy with a carrot.
The UK will not enter into “a briefing war” with the European Commission over Brexit talks, Tory sources have said.
It follows reports in a German paper of repeated clashes between Theresa May and Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker at a Downing Street dinner.
EU sources claimed UK misunderstanding of the talks process, and ignorance about how Brussels works, could lead to no deal being agreed on the UK’s exit. –BBC
Comment: These will be complicated, difficult negotiations. Each is a huge trading partner of the other. But the EU does not want to set an example that it is easy to leave the union. Nor does it want to see EU nations, currently living in the UK, forced out.
What do they have in common? They are among 38 prominent Russians who are victims of unsolved murders or suspicious deaths since the beginning of 2014, according to a list compiled by USA TODAY and British journalist Sarah Hurst, who has done research in Russia.
The list contains 10 high-profile critics of Russian President Vladimir Putin, seven diplomats, six associates of Kremlin power brokers who had a falling out — often over corruption — and 13 military or political leaders involved in the conflict in eastern Ukraine, including commanders of Russian-backed separatist forces.. –USA Today
Comment: Looks like a previous leader passed along his advice.
“Another Mule Kickin’ in Your Stall,” is supposed to be metaphorical.
In this case, though, it’s all-too-real. Elvin Bishop does a great, laid-back version of this Muddy Waters song. There are several great versions, if you are interested. Junior Wells has a fine rendition, featuring his harmonica. So does the great blues piano player, Otis Spann, here. Bobby “Blue” Bland does a growling version here.
France puts a massive police presence on the streets ahead of Sunday’s elections
Comment: Why would Islamic terrorists strike so close to the election, in such prominent spot? What’s the logic?
They surely know it will increase support for the most hardline anti-Islam candidates. They must calculate that such candidates will strengthen their own radical basic in poor, bitter, poorly-integrated areas in France and across Europe. That is, they want to drive a wedge between French Muslims and the rest of the country, hoping the Muslims will then side with ISIS.
The high-profile attack also signals strength to their supporters around the world. They are saying, in effect, that we may be losing their territorial Caliphate in Iraq/Syria, but we can still cause death and destruction to the Infidels. Of course, all non-Muslims and perhaps even Muslims who are not in ISIS are infidels.
Meanwhile, Europe itself is in the midst of a cultural, political, and organizational crisis, besieged on several fronts with no clear leaders and confusion over what to do about Islamic immigrants, Russia, the EU, and Turkey.
The comments came from Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock, the world’s largest asset manager (over $5 trillion). Fink stressed how much depends on corporate earning and political action in Washington.
The stock market needs validation that U.S. corporate earnings will stay strong and that the policies of President Donald Trump regarding taxes, regulation and infrastructure will advance in Congress in order to move higher, Fink said.
“If we don’t have earnings validated in these higher P/Es [price/earnings ratios] we could adjust downward 5 or 10 percent from here,” Fink said. “If the administration does succeed on some of these items then the market will then reassert itself going higher.” –Larry Fink, interviewed by Bloomberg News
It comments on the Alluvian Hotel in Greenwood, Doe’s Eat Place in Greenville, and a lifelong favorite of mine, Chamoun’s Rest Haven (Lebanese food) in Clarksdale.
Comment: The omission of Abe’s Bar-B-Q is a serious error of omission that should be corrected immediately by the Clarion-Ledger.
People don’t go to Abe’s for the view or white table cloths. They go for some serious pulled-pork sandwiches.
In other Mississippi news: Gov. Phil Bryant vetoes a budget line-item spending $50,000 on a PR campaign telling people wild hogs are dangerous. His point: they are dangerous, but you should already know that unless you are an idiot. He was more polite.
Here is Cotton playing Muddy’s blues standard, Got My Mojo Working (1966, at the height of their powers).
Listen for Cotton’s brief, hard-driving solos.
Muddy had his pick of musicians, and he chose the best: Otis Spann on piano, Jimmy Rogers on guitar, Willie Dixon on bass, Willie “Big Eyes” Smith on drums, and first Little Walter Jacobs and then James Cotton on harmonica.
Born to sharecroppers in Tunica, Mississippi, north of Clarksdale, in 1935, he learned harmonica from his mother, who used it to imitate chickens and trains.
But it was Sonny Boy Williamson II who really taught him the instrument. Williamson, actually named Rice Miller, was one of several harmonica players who named themselves “Sonny Boy” after the great blues harmonica player from the 1930s. Williamson was a star on “King Biscuit Time,” just across the Mississippi River from Tunica, and young James Cotton loved hearing him. Better yet, Williamson began mentoring Cotton.
“I wanted to be just like Sonny Boy,” [Cotton] recalled. “I watched every move he made, every word he said.”
“If he played it tonight,” Mr. Cotton added, “I played it tomorrow.” –James Cotton in the New York Times
By the early 1950s, Cotton was in Memphis, working with Howlin’ Wolf and recording his own songs at Sam Phillips’ Sun Studios.
Later, he would join the great bluesmen in Chicago–most of them, like Muddy, Wolf, and Cotton, natives of the Mississippi Delta, weaned on acoustic blues, now creating the urban form of electric blues.
Cotton would go on to win all the awards blues music had to offer.
James Cotton, Rest in Peace.
To me, the most moving memorial for blues greats we have lost is “Six Strings Down.” Robert Cray wrote it after his lost his friend Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Heaven done called another blues singer back home
The song goes on to name so many of the greats.
Here’s a version led by the great Hubert Sumlin, the guitarist in Howlin’ Wolf’s band. He’s got oxygen tubes in his nose! But he’s laying down the blues for his departed friends. It’s all the more touching knowing that he has now joined them.
Special bonus question: Behind Jimmy Vaughan is Robert Cray (with the black and white guitar). What was his first movie? His role was uncredited but, I guarantee you, you’ve seen it.
If you need a hint, here it is in two words: “My man!”