This headline provides a rare example of Chicago being a safer city.
NO current or past resident of Chicago would lift a finger if a monkey stole a Chicago Bears hat.
Rather, they would think, “Stupid monkey knows nothing about professional sports.”
NO current or past resident of Chicago would think of wearing a Bears’ hat, much less taking one to the South Pacific.
In fact–true story–I have gone through Midway Airport 3 times in the past 10 days, watched thousands of people moving through, and seen a grand total of one item of Bears paraphernalia being worn.